dukeofbookingham:

Big mood

(via hirxeth)

abirdkeeper:

solluxismsnowaifu:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

(via princesslink)

peer2peer2peer:

(via cringepics)

bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

(Source: speedlimit15, via cringepics)

thebootydiaries:

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

(Source: backshelfpoet)

jumex:

Lightning: be like 🌩⚡️
me: 😩👏🏾👌🏾 do it bitch..hit me

(via voldemortsn0se)

shiisiln:

luidilovins:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

u know what shoes i absolutely have no use for but desperately would love to own a pair of? those heels with the pink fluff at the front… nice

hello

an additional concept:

y’all thought i was done? i am never done because underneath the robe i’m wearing this

and these sunglasses r sitting at the top of my head

and im also carrying this but with a pink handle

Here you go full set!

this is such a “oh officers I’m just so worried about my husband” outfit

(via mageofdoom-space)

sewerfight:

two bros.. chillin in Antarctica… five feet apart ‘cause one of them might be The Thing

(via thewolfgrowssunflowers)

thebrakshow:

theradicalace:

rincentvanuggh:

minnoux:

tilthat:

TIL inner speech (AKA the voice inside your head) is accompanied by tiny muscular movements in the larynx

via ift.tt

don’t like that

There’s a concept for a “mind reading” piece of texh that detects those muscle movements and uses AI to determine what your thinking, so you can think a command like “make coffee” and it will send out a signal to your coffee machine to make coffee.

i HATE that

I think to myself, “I want to die,” and then Alexa reads my throat muscles and kills me

(via thewolfgrowssunflowers)

foxxycleopatra:

“i can’t figure out this problem”

teacher: use your head

(via teenagerposts)